Thirty years ago, Nintendo first introduced the world to Mario's mission, saving his one true love, Princess Peach. He had to dodge all kinds of obstacles the evil Bowser threw at him, but in the end, Mario always saved the Princess -- if the video game player actually beat the game, that is. But no one ever really questioned Bowser's motives about kidnapping and imprisoning Peach.
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Nintendo has never bothered that much with lore, but when it does, man, is it weird. Case in point: ARMS. But now we've learned that the sentient spirit-stealing hat also has a family. Of course, this raises more questions than it answers.
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Ask any queer boy which character he chose to play in Mario Kart or Mario Party and I guarantee you he chose Princess Peach Toadstool, the demure, petal-pink, and continually captured ruler of Mushroom Kingdom. She was the only female character in the earliest iterations of the Mario Bros. Gay and bisexual men prefer female characters in video games for a multitude of reasons. Some enjoy the aesthetic options the rose pink go-kart?
Princess Peach has medium-length blond hair and blue eyes. She dyed her hair brown but stopped for whatever reason. There was once a theory she went super saiyan, most people rejected this theory they hated Jesus because He told them the truthand it turned out to be true later.
Mario was coming home after beating bowser and freeing the princeess once more he whent into his house and wased the blood from his hands. MArio oped the front door of his house and whent in "Oh princess" he yelled in sexy voice, "yes mario" the princes said "are we going to make sexy timee" Mario asked back "you bet mario" the princess responded. So Mario whent up the stair and told Yoshi and Marios cousin Frank Ryanson who was an ex poilce officer and now author but was always ready for killing bad guys to watch out for any bad guys. He whent into his bedroom and put on his msot sexy outfit had to make him look cool like Vin Diesel and whent into the princess room where she was wearing a really sexy corset that made her look really Rihanna almost like Rihanna who I have a crush on.