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You could call it a gentlemanly thing to do. And in a world where dicks are nearly always measured, discussed, mocked and boasted about in numbers describing length, not width, what if your particular truncheon is hefty across, and not down, as it were? That would mean the girth of your dick exceeds the average, which is 4.

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It was so beautiful, so rare, so desirable, that it was worth going to war over. My last boyfriend's dick was sort of like that. It was one of those penises you encounter and know you may never see another like it again: perfectly proportioned, impressively rigid, huge, but not terrifyingly so.

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Let's cut the shit. When Cosmopolitan assigned me to test out their most infamous sex tip — to put a doughnut on my boyfriend's dick and then write about it — I wanted to cry and throw up on my boss and then quit and cry and throw up forever at home. Pastry and pubic hair?

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Just five per cent of erect penises are bigger than 6. Now we have sex around three or four times a week. In reality it really can make relationships harder — pardon the pun! The first time was quite incredible.

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Want to know how good sex with your new guy will be? Ladies, there's no need to get into his pants or receive a naughty picture message in order to learn how to find out his penis size. And forget that old wives' tale about the size of his shoes.

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His dick is of average size. How can I propose this without him feeling like his manhood is insufficient? Matthew and his partner, Erika Moen, collaboratively create an informative, subversive, and entertaining weekly comic that focuses on the world of sex—from sex-toy reviews to interviews with people in the sex industry to sharing sex-education lessons.

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Guys are very enamored by the size of their penises. I'd go as far as to say men care about this facet more than women do. But there's a reason for this: We've been pressured to think we're not big enough.

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When I heard about the penis-measuring app released in the iTunes store yesterday, my first thought was one of envy. Given the gender ratios of Silicon Valley and the sexting ingenuity of the young, a penis-measuring app seemed, in retrospect, so obvious. At only 99 cents, I imagined old men chuckling and shaking their heads at their iPhone-gripping nephews.

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After the sex, he talked a whole bunch about how much he missed his ex and how great she was. Back when I was young and very horny, I liked big guys. Big as in very tall and very bulky strong.

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About six months ago I broke up with my boyfriend of 18 months and have recently met someone new. The other day the new boy and I were engaging in some hands-on action which led me to discover that he nowhere near measured up to my ex. Am I bad person for thinking he has a small penis or should I go looking for something more? The problems and surprises that would solve.

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