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So, Vulture polled more than five dozen comedians and comedy writers, big and small, to find out what some of their favorite jokes of all time are, what jokes changed their lives, or what jokes pushed them to get into comedy in the first place — in some cases all of the above. You might pick up a good one along the way. I like certain specials a lot.

The holidays are here, and with them, the typical number of joyous and festive activities. Sipping hot cocoa, basking in the glow of Christmas tree lighting, unwrapping gifts, spending quality time with loved ones — everyone seems to have an extra twinkle in their eye during the holiday season. But that's not to say the holidays are without their hiccups. In fact, the holidays can be comically bad and sometimes just downright hilarious.

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Last updated on July 27, You can spend five bucks on a pre-made card that is moderately funny, or you can make your own DIY funny birthday card that is actually hilarious. Here are hilarious quote ideas for DIY funny birthday cards.

Explaining a joke just makes it not funny, except in those rare cases where the hopelessness of the attempted explanation becomes its own unexplained joke. Like this: Comedian tells a joke. The joke doesn't get a laugh.

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Jokes and Stories: Men and Women This is probably a timeless form of humor. Beneath all that competition associated with the Battle of the Sexes, we are really very fond of each other, though, don't you think? Note: I have no idea where these items originated, with the exceptions noted.


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