Green Bay Packers unknown. An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throatoverly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal The Green Bay assholes for one.
So we have Viking fans storming Winter Park. We have Peter King actually getting testy with Favre but still steadfastly refusing to believe he lied to him. We have all that, and we've only just gotten started.
So here it isvia the folks at the St. Paul Pioneer Press. But before we go, allow us to nudge a dark cloud over the purple parade.
The Packers ' rivalry with the Vikings got an extra jolt this week when someone decided to include a Vikings jersey inside of Brett Favre's locker at the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Although Packers fans were upset that a Vikings jersey made its way into Favre lockers, hopefully they weren't too mad about it, because things definitely could've been worse. For instance, someone at the Pro Football Hall of Fame could've tried to sneak the jersey below into Favre's locker, which probably would've started a small riot in Green Bay.
How is that possible? Why are we talking about Favre getting extra time to rest and possibly make his th consecutive start instead of outright condemning head coach Leslie Frazier and owner Zygi Wilf for not putting this to bed a week ago by announcing that Tarvaris Jackson clearly gives the Vikings the best chance to win? The Vikings suck and their season is over, which is reason enough to bench Favre and play your possible future starting QB and get him some more experience.
The Minnesota Vikings. The worst of the worst. A joke of an organization.
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Q: Did you hear about the joke that Teddy Bridgewater told his receivers? A: It went over their heads. Q: Why can't Teddy Bridgewater use the phone anymore?
Oh, we Chicagoans hated Brett Favre before. Don't get it twisted. We hated him throughout his Packers career, throughout his Packers return, throughout all of it.