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O n a recent Thursday morning, Laura Witjens marched along the over-full concourse of Waterloo station looking for suitable young men. The plan was to show unsuspecting commuters one followed by the other, to test a theory that might have seemed self-evident: men were happy to be seen as special, but they were less eager to talk about their sperm. Witjens, a striking blonde Dutchwoman wearing a black-and-white striped dress, picked out a young man with slicked-back hair named Andrey, who was handing out samples of a new Dior perfume.

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But the truth is that donating the most productive of my bodily fluids was nothing like what you might think. I decided last year that, not wanting to become a father myself, that it might be an act of philanthropy for me to donate my sperm to help another couple conceive. So I filled out a deceptively straight forward looking online form and headed to a sperm bank which shall remain nameless near Harley Street to become a donor.

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What the world needs is a page, three-pound humor anthology. A: It was a temp job. Of course, after I signed up I found out that 90 percent of the jobs they had were at the hospital.

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Sperm donation is the provision or "donation" by a man known as a sperm donor of his sperm known as donor spermprincipally for it to be used in the artificial insemination of a woman or women who are not his sexual partners for the purpose of achieving a pregnancy. Sperm may be donated publicly and directly to the intended donor, or through a sperm bank or fertility clinic. Sperm donation enables a man to father a child for third-party women, and is therefore, categorized as a form of third party reproduction.

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It's uneasier knowing you'll be doing so legally, safe from the handcuffs and stigma that follow the perverts whacking off in the subway. I really had to giggle at the thought of the whole thing. There are loopholes everywhere in this world, as long as you know how to find them.

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Sperm donation is a procedure in which a man donates semen — the fluid containing sperm that is released during ejaculation — to help an individual or a couple conceive a baby. Donated sperm can be injected into a woman's reproductive organs intrauterine insemination or used to fertilize mature eggs in a lab in vitro fertilization. The use of donated sperm is known as third-party reproduction.

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Donating sperm seems easy: Walk into a clinic, ejaculate into a cup, make a quick buck. Not just any guy can enter a cryobank—a place where semen is collected and stored at subzero temps—and get started. Statistics vary by sperm bank, but acceptance numbers for would-be donors can be low as 1 percent, according to Scott Brown, the director of client experience and communications at California Cryobank.

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Sperm donation typically involves the provision of sperm by a healthy male to a sperm bank or fertility clinic for the purpose of artificially inseminating a woman who is not his sexual partner. Sperm donors get paid for their samples, but there are numerous qualifications to meet before a sperm bank or fertility clinic accepts the donor as a client. If you want to donate sperm, you most likely will need to be younger than 40, at least average in height, college-educated, and clear of hereditary or sexually transmitted diseases.

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I had this theory, you see, that white sperm trends heavily over black sperm and that donors of certain nationalities and physicalities are barred for a simple lack of demand and all that would make an excellent article on middle-class bigotry. Remember those early s comedies where Sean William Scott always ends up donating sperm and getting fingered by a hot nurse? Well, they were totally accurate.

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Refrain from any sexual activity including masturbation for at least 2 days and no more than 10 days. Longer or shorter periods of abstinence may result in a lower sperm count or decreased sperm motility. A private room is available for semen collection within close proximity of our laboratory and is recommended for collection. The semen specimen should be obtained by masturbation.

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  • Allan 21 days ago

    Apparently she was paid $37 for this

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  • Jayceon 14 days ago

    But she is still such a good actress. I am fed up of seeing slim young women pretending to be moms to guys who look the same age! Love Margo S, Rachel S, Bridgette L, Sally DA, Keilani l=as they all look convincing?