So yeah, the running joke has always been that Richard Gere or whoever had to go to the hospital because he had a gerbil stuck in his ass. Do people really do this? Why the fuck would you do this?
Wayne Matthews, a year-old mechanic from New Mexico, attended the Hollywood Film Awards where Gere was being honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award and begged for forgiveness for spreading the rumor that Gere was once rushed to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his body after a kinky sex act went horribly awry. According to Matthews, the origin of the gerbil rumor began back in his hometown of Albuquerque in when the teenaged Matthews told it to his best friend to see how gullible he really was. Matthews kept his silence and lived with his guilt for over twenty years, until he heard about Gere receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award and decided it was time to finally make amends.
Lots of crazy things came up about me at first Currently living in the Abernathy household in El Segundo, Calif. Twiddles has finally broken his silence.
Some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in might have missed this, so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis. We were having a little office debate about "gerbiling. Do all gay men do this?
Sign up or log in to share. I've heard some pretty wild sexual fantasies and fetishes and such from a couple of philosophers who've written on sex, but that is just, I don't even know. I'm gonna hope she's messing with you.
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I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it I can too I get undressed, start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube Wondering just how he'll feel Will he like it better than his little wheel Careful now he's right beside me One more inch and he's inside me Go, gerbil go Burrow harder, burrow deeper Be my little chimney sweeper One thing I forgot about How am I supposed to get you out? So now my Gerbils on easy street It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat The situation is beyone my control Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole I try crowbars, I try wires I almost had him with a pair of pliers I try cheese but he's not biting I wish this wasn't so exciting Go, gerbil go Jesus I am such a sucker Please get out you furry fucker I think I am getting ill Suddenly he's very very still Now it's too late My gerbil died I guess I have commited gerbicide Here's some advice It's very clear cut If you love your gerbil Don't stick him up your butt Don't stick him up your butt Little furry gerbil in your booty hole Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out Yeah. Submit Corrections.
It's 'Gossip Week' on papermag. Some gossip tales spread like wildfire, thereby becoming ingrained into the public's consciousness for all time, even though they aren't the least bit true. Or to quote Christina Crawford in the ultimate trashy gossip film, Mommie Dearest"Maybe just a little true? This is pure bull, especially since I've been told that you can suck off a million sailors and not have to get your stomach pumped.