He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:. He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
THIS piece, I explained to David Freeman, was meant to be one in which he looked back on 10 glorious years of running Britain's most successfully unorthodox opera company and had no regrets. Unless, of course, he did have some, which would be more interesting. But Freeman wasn't in retrospective mood.
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This will not post anything on Facebook or anywhere else. The most celebrated English playwright in the world, William Shakespeare, might be shrouded in mystery but he sure did have a cheeky sense of humour. Along with being an absolutely brilliant playwright who tickles academic sensibilities and crafts literary devices, he is also a clever salesman. His audience comprised of people from all walks of life, aristocrats and the bourgeoise looking for refined, well-crafted use of theatrical language as also the labour class who were looking to spend their holiday drinking, visiting whores near the theatres and spending an hour or two of idle time watching plays.
People in the ancient world enjoyed a good laugh just as much as we do today. There were joke books in ancient Greece, jokes immortalised on papyrus from ancient Egypt and the oldest joke in the world was written on Sumerian stone tablets in Babylonia. Farts, sex, relationships and stupid people were just as popular in ancient comedy as they are today.